The rules:

• Offer open to van der Bijls only
• Return the favour to someone else.
  Do one significant act of kindness for each
  year you use this service.
• Names are available on a first-come basis
• No funny business
• Any suspected abuse leads to immediate cancellation
• No parking, you must actively use your e-mail
• I reserve the right to deny service to anyone
• So far the service is free, I may have to charge
  something to recover costs in the future

Still interested? Why wouldn't you be!
Send me an e-mail for more information.